The best Westley quotes!

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I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.


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Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.


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Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.


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Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.


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Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a holocaust cloak.


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You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.


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Once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you and then it’s nothing but work, work, work, all the time.


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Hear this now: I will always come for you.


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It’s possible. I kill a lot of people. Who was this love of yours? Another prince like this one, ugly, rich, and scabby?


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All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right…and who is dead.


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Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.


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Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.


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It’s possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It’s conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I’m only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again… perhaps I have the strength after all.


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This is true love – you think this happens every day?


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And what is that worth, the promise of a woman?


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No one would surrender to the ‘Dread Pirate Westley’.


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There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.


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We are men of action, lies do not become us.


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As you wish…