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The best Vizzini quotes!

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Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn’t buy Brandy!

to Inigo

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Am I going MAD, or did the word “think” escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.

to Fezzik

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You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”!

to the Man in Black

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INCONCEIVABLE!

to Fezzik to Inigo

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No more rhymes now, I mean it.

to Fezzik to Inigo

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And YOU: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?

to Fezzik

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You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.

to the Man in Black